Sunday, July 31, 2005

Icing on the cake

It is never a good day when one must attend the funeral of a loved one. However, it makes for an even worse day when you get in an accident on your way to the service after the funeral.

As I was turning into the driveway, a Ford Taurus that was traveling behind me crashed into the left rear corner of my car. The impact caused the Vibe to spin around 180 degrees and did significant damage to the rear and side of my car.

My car had to be towed because the accident rendered it un-drivable while the Taurus was able to leave under its own power. Now the fun of dealing with an out-of-state accident begins...at least it wasn't my fault.


The immediate aftermath of the accident. Notice that even though I used to be traveling the same direction as the Taurus, the Vibe has been spun 180 degrees and is now facing South.


View of the driver's side rear section of the Vibe


You can see how badly the rear wheel was damaged in this picture


It is common for people to congregate and watch the aftermath of an accident. However, it is not usually your entire immediate family that is present to watch.


This is the extent of the damage to the Taurus. It was still drivable after the accident.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Mobile Post

Me and Ross in Grandpa's garage. You'd think I'd remove this picture since Ross has his eyes closed, wouldn't you?

Friday, July 15, 2005

Glad I got out

"Federated plans to eventually convert many May stores to Macy's as the department store operator accelerates its strategy of creating a nationwide brand that will allow it to expand marketing initiatives. That means May store nameplates such as Hecht's, Foley's and Kaufmann's could soon disappear."

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Tom Cruise Stricken from my profile

In honor of Tom Cruise being officially insane, I have replaced my Top Gun image in my user profile.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Crazy sparkler action



These folks take sparklers to a whole new level

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Keyhole is now free



Thanks Ross, for pointing out that Google Earth has left the Beta stage and is now a full release (and free).

I've demo'd Keyhole (and Google Earth Beta) for many people, including family, co-workers, and Lindsay's classroom.

Everyone who's seen Keyhole has been quite impressed but did not want to pay the $20 registration fee to unlock the trial version.

Since Google likes to give away great software, the full release of Google Earth is now free for everyone to download.

Just head on over to Google Earth and grab your own copy.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Save our country

A little light reading for you while you watch the Republicans dismantle our Constitution.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Palm w/ 4GB HD? Sweet!

Looks like the first of the hard drive based PDAs have arrived.

These new devices will most likely reinvigorate the PDA market and start to make laptops less appealing to some people. Should be interesting to keep an eye on as the prices fall and capacity increases.

Palm Store - palmOne™ LifeDrive™ mobile manager

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Star sighting

Congrats to Monica and the rest of the Roanoke Stars for the @ss whooping that they handed down to all of their competition in this weekend's basketball tournament in Cincinnati.

Good luck at Nationals!



Mo Boat showing the other team how it's done

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Monday, May 09, 2005

So much for the Hwy Patrol

Tonight, on my drive home from work along I-90, a pickup truck in front of me began swerving erratically all over his lane. At first, I thought they must just be talking on their cell phone, changing cds, or maybe they were simply a woman driver. However, this erratic behavior did not stop; they swerved left onto the rumble strips, then they would swerve back to the right and encroach on the neighboring lane. They would also randomly hit their brakes while travelling in the left-most lane with nobody in front of them.

I decided that the driver was either drunk or dying, so I pulled out my cell phone and dialed the number for the Ohio Hwy Patrol (1-877-7-PATROL).

When a dispatcher answered, I explained the situation to her. She then asked me if I was in Ashtabula county. I told her I was nowhere near Ashtabula county, that I was currently in Elyria, just east of Rt-57. The dispatcher told me to wait while she transferred me.

The Elyria police dispatcher then came on the line and I again repeated the situation
with the truck in front of me. By this time, I was just approaching Rt-611 which is almost to Avon. The Elyria dispatcher told me that since I was almost in Avon, she was going to transfer me to the Avon police department.

When the Avon police dispatcher came on the line, she was so quiet that I could barely hear her over the noise of traffic (even with my cell phone volume turned up to full volume). Even though I could barely understand what she was saying, I explained the situation with the dangerous pickup truck for a third time, and gave the woman a description of the vehicle and the license plate number.

I think that the woman said that she would have somebody look into the situation, but I can't be certain. By this time, however, the truck was just approaching the Crocker Rd exit which marks the beginning of Westlake, and Cuyahoga County.

Unless the Avon (Lorain Cty) police put out an APB into Cuyahoga Cty, I have a feeling this guy was never going to be stopped.

I got off the highway at this point though, so I guess we'll never know.

My point of this story is this: In an era of increased homeland security concern, how can still be stuck in a situation where our police departments have no way to track somebody as they cross from city to city on an expressway?

When I spoke to the Ohio Highway Patrol dispatcher, why did they care if I was in Ashtabula county??? Shouldn't the Ohio Hwy Patrol cover all of the highway's in OHIO???

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

What kind of America is this???

So the White House has some master black-list of Democratic supporters and they're using that list to prevent members of industry from participating in international forums.

Damn all those red states...

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Weekend in Oxford

Between the shooting on I-71 (causing an 8-hour drive from Cleveland to Oxford),the fire that killed 3 people 2 blocks from my hotel, and my 25-year old friend getting an open container violation it was definately an eventful weekend.

Saturday, April 09, 2005

The Forbidden Couch

Lest some people get the wrong idea about Lauren's "Forbidden Couch" comment below, here's a picture.



Eric, Grandma, Lauren, Me, and Ross on the couch-that-nobody-ever-sits-on...aka. the Forbidden Couch.

(you can click the thumbnail image for a slightly larger, although still low resolution, copy)

Thursday, April 07, 2005

15 Passenger SUV???



Gotta love Cleveland...we have SUVs driving around stuffed with illegal immigrants. How the heck did they manage to get FIFTEEN people in a Ford Expedition? I know those gas-guzzlers are huge...but come on!

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Silly Shareholder, Lawsuits are pointless

Interesting, but I'm sure futile, effort by a shareholder to prevent the May / Federated merger. It raises some interesting points, but I doubt it will amount to much.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Monday my manager informed us that we will be filling out a "resume-like form" within the next few days outlining our responsibilities and expertise within the company. She claims that we're doing this so that we can try to "sell Federated on why they should keep us on as a data center." My first thought was, "Yea, right. This is just the sheet that The Bobs will use when they decide whether or not to fire us."

Then yesterday we got a memo stating that they will be doing a routine "update to the employee photo database" and that we will need to dress nicely for the picture taking. They've NEVER updated the employee photo database. Obviously it's just another componant of our Bobs interview.

I wonder what else they'll lie to us about before the axe falls.



Which one am I? The skinny white programmer or the one with the last name nobody can pronounce? Hmmm....

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Gotta get me one of those...

Too bad I don't have a Golden Parachute like some of these guys

Sunday, March 06, 2005

still employed

As you may or may not have heard, May has agreed to be purchased by Federated Department Stores. May is currently in the process of holding meetings with all employees to discuss what severance package options will be presented if and when the time comes for a job to be eliminated. Because of the sheer size of the combined corporation, they will definately need to take on many of May's employees. So at this point all I can do is keep my fingers crossed and keep my resume updated. Wish me luck ;-)

Thursday, February 24, 2005

My new toys

Chances are pretty good that if you've given me any birthday / Hanukkah / Christmas money over the past few months, it's gone towards these two new purchases. So I figured I'd post pictures so that you can all see what you bought me. Thanks :-)

Pic 1
Pic 2

On the left is the HP dv1040us, on the right is the Dell 1905FP